Τετάρτη 19 Μαρτίου 2008

Ta wrea tis Leykosias!!!!
(pia wrea dld? Anw…)
Poy lete gia polloys I Leykosia ( alli Nic, xwra, katw,) ine I xoroteri poli tis Kuprou, ever! Polloi exoyn na poy gia ta kaka tis kai g ta etsi tis kai ta allospos tis, alla kanenas den vlepei distixos oti kapoy exei kai ta kala tis ( an kai ayta ta kala axnofenonte). Etsi 8eoro os ka8ikon moy ws gnisia leykosiatisa na dikaiologisw ta kaka exontas ths poli moy kai na prospa8isw na vrw kai kanena kalo (provlepo agria prospa8ia).
To loipon, ta kaka tis Leykosia ( allis Nic, xwras,ktl ktlt..) einai:
1. Poliari8ma.
2. Ateliota.
3. Polles fores ,tis plistes, adior8ota.
Arxika min er8is Leukosia kalokeri, 8a lisis kai 8a sta3is, believe me zw edw kai 3erw. Ase ton ximona, ate n imaste me tin telantoni imaste me to kontomaniko, paradosi miden. Sta e3w mas vsk poy kanoyn kai thn megali diafora ( di3e moy pou paeis na s pw pios ise), kanonizoyme na pame g ena kafe kai an den tsako8oume na sfaktoyme gia ton topo poy 8a pame ( ou.. topoi poloi kai panta oli pita) n na to kanoyme g to parking ( epektikan agrioi kavgades gia to parking mprosta sta a8oa moy matia!!!). Ase poy oi main dromoi mas 2 ine, ate 3s giati twra teleytea kerdizei edafos I lidras, meta thn anastilosi. Twra gia apoxeteytika, dromoys, enikia, eykeries ergasias, ase men rwtas,xalia mayra do3a si o 8eos!.... Anw kapoy edw n na stamatisw giati n na prepei na alla3w ton titlo toy text ,kai na to kano “ta agria kaka tis Leykosias”….
So I Leukosia ( alli Nic, xwra, katw, ktl ktl, ipame ta…) an kai apei8anon exei ta wraia tis. To kalokairi fkerwni kiriolektika, etsi den tsakonoymaste gia to poy na pame ( ne, ontos topoi poli) alla kai me gia to parking me gia tpt. Ase poy n nekra me aytokinita, me motores, me mitsioi panw katw, e mporei na e3eminan lioi sto Zina palace kai na kanoyn akoma skate, ( stin koinin na tron ta podkia toys) alla ok, oudis telios. To wreo tin Leykosia n ta mikra tis café, ta tavernakia tis, ta stekoy8kia tis, oi paloi tis dromoi, vasika to wreo tin Leykosias einai I palia Leykosia ( poy arke4e na ginete lio gketo, alla ayto paei sitn 2h paragrafo). Paeis file/fili m sto oktana sou, sta kala ka8oumena sou, sto duple six sou, sto kokkino podilato sou, ston Zanneto soy, to savvato soy paeis ston papafilioy sou ( asxeto an ine stin egkomi pale pianete) trwis to pagwto soy pezeis tis mixanoyes soy vlepeis kai kamia kontra, allo prama….!!! Genika to mono wreo pragma tis Leykosias ine I Palia Leykosia, poy to ka8e kantoui tis n kai mia fwtografia, mia istoria, kati makrino poy siga siga svini. H Leukosia den ine wrea epd exei ta ipoyrgia tis, to proedriko, to G.S.P. to GUCCI, to Loui Viton, to English School, to mall, opos nomizoyn oi plistoi. Einai wrea giati exei lidras, onasagorou, kallipoleos, platia solomou, 8emistokli dervi, einai wrea giati ine I polis mas kai an tis dwsoyme mia eykeria 8a paei poli mprosta kai mazi tis 8a pame kai emeis….
P.S. by the way n wrea kai giati ka8e savvato stis 8.30 sto proin opera ginetai to bingo E8NIKOY ASSIAS kai I karta ftani mexti kai 9000 euros.
P.S. (2) 9000 EYROS=5267.46 LIRES KiPROU, (epd n na to kanoyn poloi) kai 8.30 tin nixta, oi poy to xarama toy foy, koumarofatses!!!!!
ONLY IN NIC!!!!

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